Thursday, June 19, 2008

An Important Letter

Dear Family,

I would like to apologize for buying the cheap toilet paper. It was a momentary lapse in judgment. Once these 8 double rolls are gone I'll pick up something a little...fluffier. We can get through this together.

Love, Mom

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha that is funny stuff!!! I am glad you apologized, as it is the least you can do after....well, after that, WHAT IS NEXT? I have 36 rolls of Charmin just got 'em when Fareway opened up, I was so excited! maybe I will slip Gemma and Jack each a roll on Sunday, they can hide them in the bathroom where only they will know where they are till that other substandard "stuff" you call TP is gone... YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

HA! Done that before...tends to make everyone a little bit testy :)

Anonymous said...

I have sooooo been there.

Too funny and happy Friday:)

Anonymous said...

That is exactly why Mr. Bee does the TP shopping in our house. LOL!

His Girl said...

bahahahahahaha!

Judy said...

TOO FUNNY! If I see a bunch of TP'd trees, I'll think of you guys! LOL That would speed it up a bit! (you don't know where we live, right?) Nicole aka tp fairy sounds like a good candidate! LOL

trash said...

Just wait, their real mother who loves them will always buy then lovely toilet paper and tissues ;-)

Queen to my 3 Boys said...

That's my rule...no no-name toilet paper in my house!

Truth said...

LOL, I have NEVER purchased anything resembling fluffy in the toilet paper department. My kids don't like, as it feels weird-haha. I trained them well when they were little. They think the rough stuff is the best.

P.S. When we moved my inlaws here, their only request (and they had a hard time asking) was if we would buy ultra charmin something or other. I had to buy an extra paper holder so everyone didn't have to suffer with fluff and could use the real "good stuff."

JenB said...

Hey! I tagged you. Feel free to skip it if you've done it already. I think everyone has except me!

Marcy Massura said...

Too funny- recently I had a conversation with my husband I want to forget and it went like this:
ME: "Honey-Um, can you please not buy the cheapo TP anymore?"
Hub: "Oh yeah cuz we are the rockerfellers"
ME: "he look it is more important to me..cuz I am a girl and all- it makes...a ...difference. Ya know?
Hub: "What in the world did women do before they invented Cottonelle with Aloe?"
Me: "They cried. and wished they were the Rockafellers I guess"

CJay said...

BWHAHAHAHA!

So funny!

Back when hurricane Rita was heading for the Texas coast, my ever helpful husband stopped to pick up some paper towels on the way home. It was a gigantic multi-pack of the worst towels ever. It took almost two years to get through that pack. I was so happy to be at the end. I mentioned that we were finally to the last roll and my husband kindly brought home TWO packs to restock the pantry. Needless to say, those towels are used for everything. I've even figured out how to mop the floor with them. LOL! They can't be gone soon enough....