Tuesday, November 27, 2007

It's Not Real

When they place that little newborn swaddled tight and warm into you arms for the first time, you are in wonder and awe of that little being. Coos and lullabys flow from your lips. No one could ever predict the unusal phrases that you will yell as the child grows.

Example:

"All right, who threw the frog on the ceiling?"


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! I love it! Thanks for the laugh, Heth!

Sara said...

You always make me laugh Heth...love ya.

Homegrown Tribe said...

I've always thought if someone recorded the things I said during the day... like "stop licking me" and such... they would think I was really really weird. they may be a little right. :)

Thanks for the laugh... have a great night!

Chris @ Come to the Table said...

too funny!

Sabrina said...

How funny! That'll be some kiddie entertainment for awhile as they wait for it to drop. :)

Truth said...

LOL, so is it real?

Anonymous said...

You really ought to get paid for these laughs!!!

2nd Cup of Coffee said...

"Truth" and I have the same Enquiring Minds: Is it real?? Surely not. Could a frog's viscosity be snot-like enough to defy gravity?

Heth said...

Truth and Linda- Nope, it's not real. Just a sticky plastic from that didn't know it could fly.

Anonymous said...

Hm, yes. We had a gooey Patrick (from SBSquarepants) thrown onto our ceiling once, and the greasy spot from whence he eventually fell is still there!

His Girl said...

Ain't it the truth? Motherhood is a compendium of things I never thought I'd say or do! Couldn't be gladder, though!

randi said...

Funny! As parents we get to say and do things we never dreamed of! ;)

Chica said...

I just "found" your blog today and am quite tickled......what a riot!!!

Chica